burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via dreamingbutconscious)

Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
— Alex Elle (via textposter)

(via 7minutesinchicago)

stunningpicture:

Alligator shaking his fist at the world

stunningpicture:

Alligator shaking his fist at the world

(via aalphawolff)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via incarnati0n)

shittier:

oh my god

shittier:

oh my god

(via caramelancholy)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via canyoujustshutup)